Massive Finnland Attraction Database
The "it's some small thing" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's some small thing"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe caterwaul about joy and show tunes.
Theme Song
The "it's some small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small thing after all.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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