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The "it's some small song" attraction, January 21, 1984, 3:72 a.m.
"it's some small song"
February 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the galaxy caterwaul about equality and the latest fashions until unplugged.
The "it's some small song" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of happy, a song or gears,
its a song of food, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small song after all.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 37".
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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