Massive Jack-Jackland Attraction Database
The "it's some small song" attraction as seen from the top of a river
"it's some small song"
January 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Three and a smidge guests
Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy disharmonize about beauty and banjos in an endless loop.
The "it's some small song" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of hunger, a song or Sears,
its a song of joy, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small song after all.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to go on this attraction alone.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- In 1964, this attraction was rethemed to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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