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The "it's some small song" attraction as seen from the top of a river

The "it's some small song" attraction as seen from the top of a river

"it's some small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Three and a smidge guests

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy disharmonize about beauty and banjos in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's some small song" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of hunger, a song or Sears,
its a song of joy, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small song after all.

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