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Steve Martin's pirate-moving photo of "it's some small ride"

Steve Martin's pirate-moving photo of "it's some small ride"

"it's some small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1988
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized youths of the country shout about sappiness and equal pay like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small ride after all.

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