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Pictured: The "it's some small ride" dark ride at park closing
"it's some small ride"
October 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet sing about joy and beg for money.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's some small ride after all.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this dark ride will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tipping generously).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny perfume or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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