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The "it's some small ride" dark ride at park closing

Pictured: The "it's some small ride" dark ride at park closing

"it's some small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 7, 2001
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes


Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet sing about joy and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's some small ride after all.

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