Massive Baxterland Attraction Database
The "it's some small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's some small ride"
December 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the world bellow about happiness and beg for money like ones possessed.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small ride after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the land was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Robert Sherman when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
- All of the boy dolls are named Hannah Montana.
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