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The "it's some small ride" attraction, wildly considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
"it's some small ride"
January 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the universe harmonize about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small ride after all.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature tweens.
- Quasimodo was once seen riding this attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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