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The "it's some small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the hill
"it's some small ride"
December 21, 1971
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Sail through scenes in which the tiny youngsters of the planet groan about equality and the latest fashions despite all protests.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's some small ride after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers are able to get stuck on this attraction for an hour preceeding its closing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, lycanthropic, shoulder, intestinal, kidney, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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