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The "it's some small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's some small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's some small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1970
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Retirees

Description

Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the world bellow about happiness and beg for money like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small ride after all.

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