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The "it's some small ride" train, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
"it's some small ride"
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 2, 1973
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Family reunions
Description
Float into scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet sing about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
Theme Song
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small ride after all.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with live children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Notices
- You must be at least as big as a decoration to enter.
- Bumping may occur.
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