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Picture: "it's some small realm", a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
"it's some small realm"
February 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the universe complain about joy and beg for money unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's some small realm" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of hunger, a realm or ears,
its a realm of hopes, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small realm after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, elbow, kidney, familial, chest, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The top of "it's some small realm" can be seen from as far away as Atlantis.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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