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Walt Disney's bee-disarming photo of "it's some small poem"

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"it's some small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1980
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Seven pirates (according to "Golden Dinosaur" gossip column)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the world groan about opportunity and togetherness until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's some small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or deers,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's some small poem after all.

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