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The "it's some small plane" attraction, laterally considered to be the worst retired attraction at Disneyland

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"it's some small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 2004
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Designed by: Locals

Description

Sail into scenes in which the humanoid children of the seven continents bellow about beauty and full employment until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's some small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of children, a plane or deers,
its a plane of hopes, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small plane after all.

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