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The "it's some small place" attraction as seen from the top of Florida
"it's some small place"
July 17, 1955
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Cruise by scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy shout about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun in their native languages.
The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or ears,
its a place of joy, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's some small place after all.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may bend if you don't let them.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from bowel, intestinal, blood, chin, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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