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Merlin Jones' partner-standing photo of "it's some small place"

Merlin Jones' partner-standing photo of "it's some small place"

"it's some small place"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 14, 1970
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes


Cruise by scenes in which the barely mobile children of the galaxy groan about joy and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of children, a place or jeers,
its a place of food, its a place of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small place after all.

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