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The "it's some small place" attraction at a distance

Above: The "it's some small place" attraction at a distance

"it's some small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 1956
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're regular)


Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about beauty and merry-go-rounds.

Theme Song

The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or dears,
its a place of fun, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's some small place after all.

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