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The "it's some small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary

The "it's some small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary

"it's some small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1977
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for costumed infants: Ten pirates

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or jeers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small place after all.

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