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The "it's some small place" attraction at a distance
"it's some small place"
August 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
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Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet screech about equality and peace.
The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or jeers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's some small place after all.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate hotness or clothing, blood, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the attraction at most times.
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