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Above: The "it's some small land" attraction as seen from the top of the ground
"it's some small land"
October 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional infants:
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet (and parts of South America) sing about happiness and government-mandated healthcare unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of joy, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's some small land after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- This attraction's scenery actually was constructed below the berm.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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