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The "it's some small land" attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

The "it's some small land" attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

"it's some small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1958
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Eight smiles (from www.PirateChat.com, 2001)

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the world caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or careers,
its a land of joy, its a land of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small land after all.

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