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The "it's some small land" attraction, sleepily Googling in the afternoon sunlight
"it's some small land"
November 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe screech about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or dears,
its a land of play, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's some small land after all.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 44".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Cast members keep a detailed journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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