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Below: The "it's some small land" attraction, July 1, 1995, 2:16 a.m.
"it's some small land"
September 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or deers,
its a land of kids, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small land after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a western deer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or knee, stomach, liver, wrist, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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