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The "it's some small land" attraction, eventually considered to be the premier smooth attraction at Disneyland
"it's some small land"
February 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy (and parts of Canada) sing about equality and togetherness.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or gears,
its a land of fun, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's some small land after all.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before waiting for this attraction, illuminate something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain themed pants.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1922 World's Animator.
- All of the girl dolls are named Tom Sawyer.
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