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The "it's some small land" attraction as seen from the top of the ground

Above: The "it's some small land" attraction as seen from the top of the ground

"it's some small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 2011
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating for delusional infants: Seven stars

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet (and parts of South America) sing about happiness and government-mandated healthcare unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of joy, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's some small land after all.

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