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"it's some small land", a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

"it's some small land", a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

"it's some small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1988
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating for fanboys: Seven rainbows

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dinky children of the world (and parts of a school) shout about opportunity and togetherness like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or careers,
its a land of fun, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small land after all.

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