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The "it's some small land" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's some small land"
April 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the tiny toys representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet caterwaul about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or gears,
its a land of food, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's some small land after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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