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An unscheduled view of "it's some small hell" when it's shrounded in children
"it's some small hell"
May 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized youngsters of the world (and parts of Earth) sing about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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