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The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a village

The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a village

"it's some small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1964
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 174 feet
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail into scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the planet screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or hears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small hell after all.

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