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The "it's some small hell" attraction at first light

Below: The "it's some small hell" attraction at first light

"it's some small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1969
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Float through scenes in which the children of the planet (and parts of England) groan about joy and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or dears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's some small hell after all.

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