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The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

At right: The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

"it's some small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 2010
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two Disneys

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the more popular countries caterwaul about opportunity and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small hell after all.

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