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The "it's some small boat" attraction during repairs
"it's some small boat"
May 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Float past scenes in which the small youngsters of the galaxy screech about sappiness and full employment in an endless loop.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or deers,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's some small boat after all.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 42".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature children.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $317 million to construct.
- All of the boy dolls are named Britney Spears.
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