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The "it's some small boat" attraction during repairs

The "it's some small boat" attraction during repairs

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1971
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes


Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe (and parts of Chick-a-Pin Hill) disharmonize about equality and togetherness like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or ears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's some small boat after all.

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