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The "it's some small boat" attraction, February 12, 1974, 7:56 p.m.
"it's some small boat"
April 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the children of the universe (and parts of Main Street) screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's some small boat after all.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may rebel if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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