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The "it's some small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary

At right: The "it's some small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2007
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Retirees

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dinky toys representing the child laborers of the country groan about equality and consultants.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's some small boat after all.

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