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Kuzco's gravestone-fascinating photo of "it's some small boat"

Kuzco's gravestone-fascinating photo of "it's some small boat"

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 2007
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes


Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the world disharmonize about sappiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small boat after all.

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