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The "it's some small boat" attraction, February 12, 1974, 7:56 p.m.

The "it's some small boat" attraction, February 12, 1974, 7:56 p.m.

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1989
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the children of the universe (and parts of Main Street) screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's some small boat after all.

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