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The "it's some small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
"it's some small boat"
November 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (according to Kanga)
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized youths of the universe screech about joy and full employment like government propaganda workers.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or gears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small boat after all.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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