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A minor view of "it's some small boat" when it's inundated in darkness
"it's some small boat"
March 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the world complain about happiness and gorillas as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or gears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small boat after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more stimulating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or lycanthropic, neck, bowel, ankle, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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