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Above: The "it's some small boat" attraction at dusk
"it's some small boat"
November 1, 1957
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Sail by scenes in which the tiny toys representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe caterwaul about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or fears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small boat after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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