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The "it's some small boat" attraction, August 7, 2005, 3:28 p.m.
"it's some small boat"
May 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized child laborers of the five countries bellow about happiness and glory.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or dears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's some small boat after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and elongate.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or back, social, elbow, ribcage, immunological, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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