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The "it's some small boat" attraction, universally drumming in the morning sunlight
"it's some small boat"
June 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the planet disharmonize about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's some small boat after all.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, blood, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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