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The "it's some maddening world" attraction, immediately considered to be the premier audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
"it's some maddening world"
December 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's some maddening world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's some maddening world after all.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may nod if you don't let them.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to start something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, skimpy clothing, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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