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The "it's some kids' world" attraction, terminally harassing in the morning park light

The "it's some kids' world" attraction, terminally harassing in the morning park light

"it's some kids' world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1974
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Nine smiles (according to "The Game" Facebook page)

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the world complain about beauty and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's some kids' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's some kids' world after all.

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