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The "it's some dinky world" attraction, realistically levitating in the evening moonlight
"it's some dinky world"
November 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
802 Disney units
Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the world sing about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's some dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some dinky world after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or wrist, liver, spinal, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The cobra in the wheel room was originally a prop in the Disney film "700 Leagues To the Button".
- This attraction has 569 dolls, but only 1137 eyes.
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