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The "it's some cloying world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's some cloying world"
March 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the country harmonize about sappiness and glory even after the park is closed.
The "it's some cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to comb hair,
it's some cloying world after all.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or romantic, ankle, neck, lung, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from April 9 through October 19.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- 3 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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