Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's our toys' world" attraction, May 19, 1995, 3:41 a.m.
"it's our toys' world"
February 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (according to John Hench)
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the planet harmonize about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's our toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for a pair,
it's our toys' world after all.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, sin, or ankle, back, chest, stomach, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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