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The "it's our teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its different anniversary
"it's our teeny world"
April 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (from "Miniature Boatnik" blog)
Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the country sing about sappiness and peace.
The "it's our teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our teeny world after all.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should ride this attraction more than a minute prior to park opening.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
- There is a private churro stand obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- 7 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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