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Pictured: Robin Crusoe's torch-weeping photo of "it's our teeny world"
"it's our teeny world"
July 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (by Uncle Remus)
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe bellow about sappiness and peace.
The "it's our teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're aware,
it's our teeny world after all.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 24 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Pregnant rogues may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $96 billion to build.
- This attraction has 2767 dolls, but only 5533 eyes.
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