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"it's our teeny world", a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
"it's our teeny world"
August 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the world caterwaul about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's our teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's our teeny world after all.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum height 58" (on your birthday).
- Must be at least 28" tall and 11 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Some cast members imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the runaway room.
- This attraction has 1417 dolls, but only 2833 eyes.
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