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The "it's our teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
"it's our teensy world"
November 4, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country caterwaul about beauty and beg for money.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's our teensy world after all.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Instead of reposing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 64" (without stretching) tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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