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The "it's our teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
"it's our teensy world"
February 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the world screech about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's our teensy world after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 27".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or attention-span, hair, liver, chin, elbow, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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