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"it's our small verse", a favorite show of Huck Finn
"it's our small verse"
May 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
A median score of X magics
Cruise into scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the friendly countries complain about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's our small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of hunger, a verse or ears,
its a verse of fun, its a verse of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's our small verse after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Just outside this show can be found the expensive initiates-only Guild 86 clubhouse -- the only place in Fantasyland where liquor is forbidden.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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