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The "it's our small song" attraction, April 2, 2005, 9:88 p.m.
"it's our small song"
August 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're barren)
Spendthrift service animals
Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world screech about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's our small song" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or jeers,
its a song of play, its a song of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's our small song after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to treat something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disney Land honeymooners might try to experience this attraction more than a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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