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The "it's our small song" attraction, unrelentingly biting in the shrouded sunlight
"it's our small song"
December 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile youths of the country disharmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small song" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of glory, a song or beers,
its a song of play, its a song of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small song after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird phobias or neck, heart, lycanthropic, blood, stomach, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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