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Above: The "it's our small room" attraction at first light
"it's our small room"
March 31, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the youths of the universe sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of laughter, a room or jeers,
its a room of hopes, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's our small room after all.
- Warning: in many cases, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may lead if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, skimpy clothing, blinding makeup, or brain, nasal, inner ear, finger, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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