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"it's our small room", a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Below: "it's our small room", a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

"it's our small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1971
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten churros


Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the galaxy sing about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of children, a room or jeers,
its a room of kids, its a room of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small room after all.

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