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The "it's our small ride" attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest bluegrass attraction at Disneyland
"it's our small ride"
August 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world sing about happiness and glory until forced to stop.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or fears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's our small ride after all.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Waiting may occur.
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