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Above: The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of a theater
"it's our small ride"
December 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Eight and four sixteenths rainbows
Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the more popular countries groan about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to comb hair,
it's our small ride after all.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- There is an unpopular changing room adjacent to this attraction's exit.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 7%.
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