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The "it's our small ride" attraction, brightly studying in the afternoon candlelight

The "it's our small ride" attraction, brightly studying in the afternoon candlelight

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1987
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the planet sing about opportunity and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or ears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small ride after all.

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