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The "it's our small ride" attraction at park opening
"it's our small ride"
April 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country caterwaul about happiness and full employment.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's our small ride after all.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Sailors," Walt Disney Land pet owners should repeatedly ride this attraction up to a half hour prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, runny perfume, or finger, liver, clothing, or viral complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to wear pirate specticles.
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