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The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its antique anniversary

The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its antique anniversary

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 1999
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about happiness and titans.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or fears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's our small ride after all.

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