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The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
"it's our small ride"
April 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale American Idol rejects of the country harmonize about opportunity and socialism in an endless loop.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or hears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we should dare,
it's our small ride after all.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an iron rose.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 38 years old to ride a second time.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been painted since the resort turned 75.
- 6 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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