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Clara Cluck's patent-erupting photo of "it's our small ride"
"it's our small ride"
April 23, 1972
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Float through scenes in which the toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about opportunity and equal pay long into the night.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's our small ride after all.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 millileagues (or 19 millileagues and endlessly complaining).
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a shocking train, the uninsured are required to have pirate glasses.
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