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The "it's our small ride" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's our small ride" attraction during refurbishment

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1990
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe disharmonize about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or hears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in the air,
it's our small ride after all.

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