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The "it's our small ride" dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The "it's our small ride" dark ride during a moment of contemplation

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 11, 1999
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 869 feet
Intended for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or fears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small ride after all.

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