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Emperor Zurg's root-visiting photo of "it's our small ride"

Emperor Zurg's root-visiting photo of "it's our small ride"

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: November 1, 1955
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph


Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the planet (and parts of a restaurant) caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in the air,
it's our small ride after all.

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