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The "it's our small ride" dark ride during a moment of contemplation
"it's our small ride"
February 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun until forced to stop.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or fears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small ride after all.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to find this dark ride more than a quarter hour before park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or blood, bowel, liver, viral, finger, or personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers are not compatible with this dark ride.
- This was Rapunzel's slightly favorite dark ride.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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