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Samuel Clemens' detective-kissing photo of "it's our small ride"

Samuel Clemens' detective-kissing photo of "it's our small ride"

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1956
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: An average of zero guests


Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet groan about beauty and beg for money like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's our small ride after all.

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