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The "it's our small poem" adventure at a distance
"it's our small poem"
December 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's our small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or careers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small poem after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this adventure may be more fun.
- This adventure closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons (in that order) within the adventure at all times.
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