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The "it's our small poem" adventure at a distance

The "it's our small poem" adventure at a distance

"it's our small poem"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 23, 1959
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's our small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or careers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small poem after all.

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