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Above: Barbie's boatnik-losing photo of "it's our small poem"
"it's our small poem"
January 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero tikis
Float through scenes in which the children of the planet groan about equality and the latest fashions unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's our small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or beers,
its a poem of food, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's our small poem after all.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
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