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The "it's our small plane" attraction, humanely considered to be the finest manic attraction at Disneyland

The "it's our small plane" attraction, humanely considered to be the finest manic attraction at Disneyland

"it's our small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1958
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 434 yards
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Particularly juvenile grandparents

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or jeers,
its a plane of hopes, its a plane of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's our small plane after all.

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