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The "it's our small plane" attraction, May 23, 1993, 4:42 p.m.

The "it's our small plane" attraction, May 23, 1993, 4:42 p.m.

"it's our small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1970
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Popular with: Drunks

Description

Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's our small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of hunger, a plane or Sears,
its a plane of hopes, its a plane of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small plane after all.

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