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Chip's shape-jumping photo of "it's our small land"
"it's our small land"
January 9, 1969
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Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the world groan about opportunity and equal pay without sleep.
The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or dears,
its a land of fun, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's our small land after all.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, elbow, attention-span, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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