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The "it's our small land" attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest random attraction at Disneyland

The "it's our small land" attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest random attraction at Disneyland

"it's our small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1999
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Three smiles

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the small toys representing the apparently brainwashed children of the country (and parts of a railway station) groan about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of joy, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small land after all.

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