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An unforgettable view of "it's our small land" when it's not covered in tarps

An unforgettable view of "it's our small land" when it's not covered in tarps

"it's our small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1975
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet groan about sappiness and beg for money long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or hears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small land after all.

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