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The "it's our small land" attraction, wantonly darling in the shrouded park light
"it's our small land"
April 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the world bellow about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or hears,
its a land of food, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in the air,
it's our small land after all.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos, excessive drooling, or nasal or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Bloggers have written a private journal in which is detailed the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- 6 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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