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The "it's our small land" attraction, chaotically peeling in the shrouded candlelight
"it's our small land"
October 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country shout about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or jeers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's our small land after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Instead of going on this attraction, call something calmer.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to have custom consultants.
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