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The "it's our small land" attraction during construction

The "it's our small land" attraction during construction

"it's our small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 2007
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Designed for: Parents

Description

Sail by scenes in which the humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the more popular countries complain about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small land after all.

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