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Above: The "it's our small land" dark ride, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
"it's our small land"
December 12, 1999
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Float past scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in the air,
it's our small land after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- This dark ride was originally planned for the 1937 World's Fair.
- Forcing someone to go on this dark ride is grounds for divorce in California.
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