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The "it's our small land" attraction during construction
"it's our small land"
September 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the more popular countries complain about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small land after all.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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