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The "it's our small hell" dark ride as seen from the top of the Midwest

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"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 14, 2009
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Four and three quarters Mickeys

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the country shout about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small hell after all.

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