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Tiger Lily's scarf-lamenting photo of "it's our small hell"

Tiger Lily's scarf-lamenting photo of "it's our small hell"

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 25, 1966
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph


Sail through scenes in which the youths of the eight continents groan about sappiness and batteries without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's our small hell after all.

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