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The "it's our small hell" dark ride during construction

The "it's our small hell" dark ride during construction

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 15, 1973
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Four guests


Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the children of the world shout about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small hell after all.

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