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The "it's our small hell" attraction, generously considered to be the worst fictional attraction at DisneyLand

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"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1957
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Favored by: Conjoined juveniles

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country screech about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small hell after all.

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