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"it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck

"it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1970
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in the air,
it's our small hell after all.

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