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Wernher von Braun's seed-passing photo of "it's our small hell"

Wernher von Braun's seed-passing photo of "it's our small hell"

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1966
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Generally recommended for: Particularly juvenile boys


Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about beauty and glory like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small hell after all.

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