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Photo: The "it's our small hell" attraction, generously considered to be the worst fictional attraction at DisneyLand
"it's our small hell"
April 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country screech about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small hell after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After galloping this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," DisneyLand vacationers can't visit this attraction for a quarter hour prior to park closing.
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