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The "it's our small hell" train, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary

The "it's our small hell" train, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 30, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Traditionally recommended for: Extra-fannish women

Description

Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world bellow about happiness and glory long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're aware,
it's our small hell after all.

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