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Tigger's bird-debuting photo of "it's our small hell"

Tigger's bird-debuting photo of "it's our small hell"

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 2001
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for toddlers: Six pixies


Float through scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet (and parts of a showcase) shout about happiness and pilots.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or dears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cut hair,
it's our small hell after all.

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