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An empty view of "it's our small hell" when it's hidden in fog

Above: An empty view of "it's our small hell" when it's hidden in fog

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 24, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Popular with: Toddlers

Description

Sail into scenes in which the children of the galaxy (and parts of a place) caterwaul about beauty and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or dears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's our small hell after all.

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