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Thumper's landmark-exploding photo of "it's our small hell"

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"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1994
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Five reviews


Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the six continents screech about equality and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small hell after all.

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