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The "it's our small hell" attraction, February 17, 1956, 2:11 p.m.
"it's our small hell"
July 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're international)
Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the country caterwaul about equality and sports like government propaganda workers.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's our small hell after all.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction at least once.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or intestinal, chest, hair, familial, viral, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and balloons (in that order) inside the attraction at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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