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"it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
"it's our small hell"
October 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about joy and socialism.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small hell after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might hold your friends.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from October 27 to November 9.
- This was one of the few remaining "B ticket" attractions.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Narnia.
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