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The "it's our small hell" attraction at night

The "it's our small hell" attraction at night

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Popular with: Retirees


Cruise past scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or dears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small hell after all.

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