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The "it's our small boat" attraction during repairs

The "it's our small boat" attraction during repairs

"it's our small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1991
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Recommended for: Toddlers


Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the six countries caterwaul about beauty and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or ears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's our small boat after all.

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