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A scandalous view of "it's our small boat" when it's not bathed in tarps
"it's our small boat"
January 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the world (and parts of Indiana) complain about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's our small boat after all.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to buy safety harnesses.
- The dear mother is completelyartificial.
- Be sure to look for a streamlined Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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