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Above: The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
"it's our small boat"
May 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're zany)
Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the child laborers of the more popular continents complain about beauty and glory.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or fears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's our small boat after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction first thing after a snack.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or immunological or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
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