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At right: The "it's our small boat" attraction during repairs
"it's our small boat"
August 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the dinky youths of the planet sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or fears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's our small boat after all.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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