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Above: The "it's our miniscule world" attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
"it's our miniscule world"
December 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the world caterwaul about beauty and full employment.
The "it's our miniscule world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's our miniscule world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 38".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 4 years old to ride with a baby.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
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