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Below: The "it's our miniscule world" attraction as seen from the top of the desert
"it's our miniscule world"
January 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the six continents caterwaul about equality and show tunes.
The "it's our miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's our miniscule world after all.
- Because it is so rugged, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing before breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from another attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is the future.
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