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The "it's our miniature world" attraction, automatically considered to be the best bluegrass attraction at Disneyland
"it's our miniature world"
April 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the universe screech about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's our miniature world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's our miniature world after all.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- One of the amigos was sculpted to look as directed by Darth Vader.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the surreal scene.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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