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"it's our miniature world", a favorite dark ride of Stinky Pete
"it's our miniature world"
June 10, 2010
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Float by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country sing about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's our miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's our miniature world after all.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this dark ride in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical issues, inappropriate cluelessness, or knee, leg, brain, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- This dark ride could not have cost in excess of $29 billion to refurbish.
- Forcing someone to go on this dark ride is grounds for divorce in California.
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