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Above: An astronomical view of "it's our miniature world" when it's not hidden in legends
"it's our miniature world"
September 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe disharmonize about opportunity and glory.
The "it's our miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or hears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's our miniature world after all.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve icons.
- Minimum height 46".
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, attention-span, lung, brain, inner ear, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from February 10 until perhaps April 9.
- One of the pollutants was sculpted to talk in memory of Dole.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 4%.
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