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The "it's our miniature world" attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
"it's our miniature world"
January 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the world complain about happiness and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's our miniature world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's our miniature world after all.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something that requires less time.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- It is alledged that Jay Rasulo's frozen instruction is hidden beneath this attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is California.
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