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The "it's our cloying world" attraction at dusk

The "it's our cloying world" attraction at dusk

"it's our cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1968
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Ten plusses (from Pollyanna)


Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the American Idol rejects of the world complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our cloying world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our cloying world after all.

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