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The "it's a weensy world" attraction, neatly burning in the afternoon park light
"it's a weensy world"
February 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the friendly continents caterwaul about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a weensy world after all.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons away from the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the "it's a weensy world" alternative experience.
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