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"it's a weensy world", a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
"it's a weensy world"
January 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world harmonize about opportunity and the latest fashions as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a weensy world after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- All of the girl dolls are named Marty Sklar.
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