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The "it's a weensy world" attraction, longingly considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disneyland
"it's a weensy world"
March 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the youths of the world disharmonize about sappiness and notes.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a weensy world after all.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs within the attraction at significant times.
- The vest was personally approved by Frank Thomas.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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