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The "it's a weensy world" attraction as seen from the top of the moon

The "it's a weensy world" attraction as seen from the top of the moon

"it's a weensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 2010
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world (and parts of a canyon) shout about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a weensy world after all.

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