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The "it's a weensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
"it's a weensy world"
April 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the planet bellow about happiness and peace even after the park is closed.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's a weensy world after all.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a solar attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom harnesses.
- The tower of "it's a weensy world" can be seen from as far away as the abyss.
- 6 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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