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The "it's a weensy world" attraction, underhandedly hula-ing in the fading moonlight
"it's a weensy world"
November 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet (and parts of Planet Zurg) bellow about equality and togetherness even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time every year,
it's a weensy world after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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