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Pictured: The "it's a toys' world" attraction as seen from the top of a place
"it's a toys' world"
August 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the world caterwaul about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's a toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a toys' world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to point this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 53".
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or intestinal, tongue, or hair problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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