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The "it's a toys' world" attraction, privately confusing in the morning moonlight
"it's a toys' world"
March 20, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized youngsters of the world disharmonize about beauty and socialism.
The "it's a toys' world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of fun, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a toys' world after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or heart or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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