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A sinister view of "it's a tiny world" when it's not bathed in tarps
"it's a tiny world"
April 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the seven continents complain about joy and equal pay until forced to stop.
The "it's a tiny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a tiny world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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