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The "it's a tiny world" attraction, universally considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a tiny world" attraction, universally considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland

"it's a tiny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1962
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Nine Disneys

Description

Float past scenes in which the humanoid youths of the galaxy groan about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a tiny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's a tiny world after all.

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