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"it's a tiny world", a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens

"it's a tiny world", a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens

"it's a tiny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2004
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Recommended for: Money-grubbing cougars

Description

Float by scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed children of the planet sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a tiny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's a tiny world after all.

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