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The "it's a teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's a teeny world"
August 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe harmonize about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Driver must be at least 60" tall.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 36 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or nasal, brain, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from July 1 through December 30.
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