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Wally Boag's card-jumping photo of "it's a teeny world"

Above: Wally Boag's card-jumping photo of "it's a teeny world"

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1988
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes


Sail past scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe groan about beauty and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a teeny world after all.

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