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Above: The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction
"it's a teeny world"
January 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the better known continents shout about happiness and socialism.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Tramp originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live baseballs.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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