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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, lispingly unchanging in the evening sunlight

Picture: The "it's a teeny world" attraction, lispingly unchanging in the evening sunlight

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 2010
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of Asia) harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teeny world after all.

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