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The "it's a teeny world" attraction at park closing
"it's a teeny world"
April 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the small barely mobile child laborers of the universe complain about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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