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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, daringly standing in the shrouded sunlight

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, daringly standing in the shrouded sunlight

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 2000
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 833 steps
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Three and a smidge dollars (by "Manual Canoe" Facebook page)

Description

Float by scenes in which the children of the galaxy complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a teeny world after all.

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