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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only Smoky attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only Smoky attraction at Disneyland

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 2013
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the humanoid children of the world complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teeny world after all.

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