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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, stingily considered to be the best lost attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, stingily considered to be the best lost attraction at Disneyland

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2013
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 652 Disney units

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the planet caterwaul about happiness and socialism as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a teeny world after all.

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