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The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction

Above: The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1989
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes


Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the better known continents shout about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a teeny world after all.

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