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The "it's a teeny world" dark ride, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary

Above: The "it's a teeny world" dark ride, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 16, 1958
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the children of the universe complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a teeny world after all.

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