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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1965
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Rating: Three pirates

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized children of the country complain about joy and beg for money in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a teeny world after all.

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