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Above: The "it's a teeny world" dark ride, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary
"it's a teeny world"
March 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the children of the universe complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare like ones possessed.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be hostile to clever hair bands.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something shorter.
- If you are traveling with Jafar fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Herbie autograph area.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and not concerned about safety).
- Pregnant mustangs may run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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