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Above: Wally Boag's card-jumping photo of "it's a teeny world"
"it's a teeny world"
January 25, 1988
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Sail past scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe groan about beauty and peace.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a teeny world after all.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, chronic allergies, unstopable drooling, goth clothing, or chest complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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