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Langhorne's toad-crashing photo of "it's a teeny world"

Langhorne's toad-crashing photo of "it's a teeny world"

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph


Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet harmonize about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teeny world after all.

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