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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
"it's a teeny world"
December 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized children of the country complain about joy and beg for money in an endless loop.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a teeny world after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant flowers should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the park opened.
- 4 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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