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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1977
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine Disneys

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the small toys representing the child laborers of the universe screech about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a teeny world after all.

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