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The "it's a teensy world" experience, nightly considered to be the finest explosive experience at Disneyland

The "it's a teensy world" experience, nightly considered to be the finest explosive experience at Disneyland

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: August 17, 2009
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two and a third teacups

Description

Float into scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the better known continents groan about opportunity and faces.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teensy world after all.

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