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The "it's a teensy world" attraction during refurbishment

Above: The "it's a teensy world" attraction during refurbishment

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 2004
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph


Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the country (and parts of Missouri) shout about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a teensy world after all.

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