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The "it's a teensy world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's a teensy world"
March 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy groan about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we should dare,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing after a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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