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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, massively terrifying in the fading park light

The "it's a teensy world" attraction, massively terrifying in the fading park light

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1986
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Rating: Zero eyes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the six countries harmonize about beauty and show tunes like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a teensy world after all.

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