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Above: The "it's a teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of the circus
"it's a teensy world"
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Float through scenes in which the children of the friendly countries groan about happiness and glory.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Tom was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its first visit to the old west.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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