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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2008
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the country complain about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a teensy world after all.

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