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Pictured: Arthur's alien-revealing photo of "it's a teensy world"
"it's a teensy world"
October 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the children of the country harmonize about equality and show tunes.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After riding this attraction, appreciate something calmer.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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