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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, June 15, 1961, 5:49 a.m.

The "it's a teensy world" attraction, June 15, 1961, 5:49 a.m.

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1957
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 99 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Float by scenes in which the humanoid youths of the universe screech about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a teensy world after all.

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