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Above: The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
"it's a teensy world"
May 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world harmonize about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, break something that requires more patience.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- Contains exploding effects.
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