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The "it's a teensy world" attraction at midday

The "it's a teensy world" attraction at midday

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes


Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a teensy world after all.

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