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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, June 15, 1961, 5:49 a.m.
"it's a teensy world"
April 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the humanoid youths of the universe screech about beauty and beg for money.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
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