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The "it's a teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of the grid
"it's a teensy world"
June 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the eight countries sing about equality and beg for money.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, attention-span, skin, neck, clothing, or social complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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