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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary

Above: The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1958
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world harmonize about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a teensy world after all.

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