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The "it's a teensy world" attraction at midday

The "it's a teensy world" attraction at midday

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 2010
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the universe sing about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's a teensy world after all.

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