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Image: The "it's a teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of history
"it's a teensy world"
March 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dinky children of the planet disharmonize about happiness and peace despite all protests.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, skin, intestinal, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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