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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary

The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1963
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the eight continents bellow about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teensy world after all.

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