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Image: Leota's heffalump-zipping photo of "it's a teensy world"
"it's a teensy world"
May 26, 1972
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Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world sing about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
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