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Leota's heffalump-zipping photo of "it's a teensy world"

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"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1972
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes


Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world sing about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teensy world after all.

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