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Arthur's alien-revealing photo of "it's a teensy world"

Pictured: Arthur's alien-revealing photo of "it's a teensy world"

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1960
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes


Sail through scenes in which the children of the country harmonize about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a teensy world after all.

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