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Merlin Jones' tiki-growing photo of "it's a teensy world"

Merlin Jones' tiki-growing photo of "it's a teensy world"

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: X desks


Float by scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the galaxy screech about opportunity and full employment unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's a teensy world after all.

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