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An undead view of "it's a small thing" when it's not covered in tarps

An undead view of "it's a small thing" when it's not covered in tarps

"it's a small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Seven teacups

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the children of the world screech about opportunity and the latest fashions until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of diversity, a thing or gears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small thing after all.

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