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"it's a small thing", a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones

Above: "it's a small thing", a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones

"it's a small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1992
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Rating: Ten thumbs up


Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of happy, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's a small thing after all.

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