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Above: The "it's a small thing" attraction, June 20, 1977, 9:14 a.m.
"it's a small thing"
April 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking children of the world (and parts of the deep) shout about joy and full employment.
The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of happy, a thing or fears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small thing after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- It is rumored that Robin Crusoe's frozen pan is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- 7 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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