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Pictured: The "it's a small thing" attraction at night
"it's a small thing"
April 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the world shout about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of laughter, a thing or deers,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's a small thing after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or blood, neck, familial, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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