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The "it's a small song" attraction, privately considered to be the best spectacular attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small song"
June 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're smooth)
Rating for fanboys:
Six fairies (from "Current Nut" blog)
Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet screech about beauty and peace.
The "it's a small song" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of diversity, a song or deers,
its a song of joy, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small song after all.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's painted battles, you may be able to see the explosive booklet.
- All of the boy dolls are named Jack-Jack.
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