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The "it's a small room" attraction at a distance

Above: The "it's a small room" attraction at a distance

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1985
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise into scenes in which the children of the world shout about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of hunger, a room or Sears,
its a room of fun, its a room of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small room after all.

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