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The "it's a small room" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's a small room" attraction during refurbishment

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1998
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 911 meters
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Three stars


Sail past scenes in which the humanoid youngsters of the planet (and parts of Walt Disney World) screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of happy, a room or Sears,
its a room of hopes, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small room after all.

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