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George Darling's van-growing photo of "it's a small room"

George Darling's van-growing photo of "it's a small room"

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1971
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Nine mouse ears


Float by scenes in which the children of the universe sing about beauty and showgirls.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of children, a room or gears,
its a room of joy, its a room of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small room after all.

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