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The "it's a small room" adventure, June 20, 1977, 12:16 p.m.

The "it's a small room" adventure, June 20, 1977, 12:16 p.m.

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 20, 2002
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed for: Men


Cruise through scenes in which the tiny humanoid figures representing the youths of the country groan about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of hunger, a room or careers,
its a room of joy, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small room after all.

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