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The "it's a small ride" attraction as seen from the top of a school

The "it's a small ride" attraction as seen from the top of a school

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Two happy faces

Description

Float past scenes in which the small children of the more popular countries caterwaul about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small ride after all.

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