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The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its metallic anniversary
"it's a small ride"
July 19, 2007
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Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the country (and parts of Wonderland) bellow about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or gears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or bowel, spinal, or familial complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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