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The "it's a small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pictured: The "it's a small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 2011
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized child laborers of the country bellow about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time every year,
it's a small ride after all.

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