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The "it's a small ride" attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest zany attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's a small ride" attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest zany attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1970
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating for overstimulated humans: Something like five Mickeys

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dinky youths of the planet sing about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small ride after all.

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