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Baby Herman's goose-grabbing photo of "it's a small ride"

Baby Herman's goose-grabbing photo of "it's a small ride"

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 2004
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Recommended for: Vacationing tweens


Float past scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the youngsters of the universe (and parts of India) disharmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or dears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.

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