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The "it's a small ride" attraction, July 17, 1999, 3:39 p.m.

Above: The "it's a small ride" attraction, July 17, 1999, 3:39 p.m.

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1995
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Targeted at: Mirrors

Description

Sail past scenes in which the youths of the planet groan about happiness and show tunes even in he presence of exorcists.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or dears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's a small ride after all.

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