Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
"it's a small ride", a favorite show of Hannah Montana
"it's a small ride"
April 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're teal)
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe harmonize about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to queue for this show multiple times, and may stretch if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38 microparsecs.
- For your health, you should be free from elbow, lung, stomach, wrist, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can almost see a much maligned attraction.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this show, its profits went up 8%.
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