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Lampwick's hose-negotiating photo of "it's a small ride"

Lampwick's hose-negotiating photo of "it's a small ride"

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 12, 1968
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes


Float past scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.

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