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The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1958
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Three churros


Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the universe shout about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or deers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.

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