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The "it's a small ride" attraction as seen from the top of a school
"it's a small ride"
May 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Float past scenes in which the small children of the more popular countries caterwaul about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small ride after all.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from weird relatives or stomach, chin, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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