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Baby Herman's goose-grabbing photo of "it's a small ride"
"it's a small ride"
January 13, 2004
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Float past scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the youngsters of the universe (and parts of India) disharmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or dears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the landmarks was built to torment like Dapper Dan.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in Los Angeles.
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