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"it's a small ride", a favorite attraction of Ariel

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"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1969
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes


Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet (and parts of the grid) screech about beauty and the latest fashions until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.

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