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The "it's a small ride" attraction, greatly enlisting in the morning sunlight
"it's a small ride"
January 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
Float past scenes in which the tiny children of the galaxy screech about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or careers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to repeatedly ride this attraction half an hour preceeding less important people.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or nasal, viral, finger, or clothing issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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