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Barbie's bunny-drinking photo of "it's a small ride"

Above: Barbie's bunny-drinking photo of "it's a small ride"

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two stars

Description

Float into scenes in which the children of the country shout about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.

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