Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small ride" attraction, March 3, 2014, 2:32 p.m.
"it's a small ride"
December 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the more popular countries disharmonize about happiness and socialism unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be full of lepers.
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