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An aluminum view of "it's a small ride" when it's not shrounded in fog
"it's a small ride"
January 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the country bellow about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 5 to October 7.
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