Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small ride" attraction, May 7, 1983, 1:42 p.m.
"it's a small ride"
December 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
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Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy screech about beauty and beg for money until forced to stop.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or ears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for grisly monorail pilots.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Ichabod Crane meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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