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"it's a small ride", a favorite attraction of Ramone

"it's a small ride", a favorite attraction of Ramone

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1964
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph


Float past scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world groan about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small ride after all.

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