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"it's a small ride", a favorite show of Hannah Montana

"it's a small ride", a favorite show of Hannah Montana

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 10, 1967
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're teal)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe harmonize about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small ride after all.

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