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The "it's a small realm" attraction, January 9, 2010, 2:48 p.m.
"it's a small realm"
June 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet disharmonize about joy and show tunes in an endless loop.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or careers,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small realm after all.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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