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A functional view of "it's a small realm" when it's not covered in fog

Above: A functional view of "it's a small realm" when it's not covered in fog

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1955
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the world groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or deers,
its a realm of hopes, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small realm after all.

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