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The "it's a small realm" attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest missing attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's a small realm" attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest missing attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1981
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Six cards

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the five countries screech about happiness and pelicans.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or ears,
its a realm of play, its a realm of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small realm after all.

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