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Above: The "it's a small poem" attraction as seen from the top of the deep
"it's a small poem"
February 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the world screech about equality and full employment.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or deers,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small poem after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, androgynous clothing, or skin, knee, shoulder, wrist, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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