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A tight view of "it's a small poem" when it's shrounded in fog
"it's a small poem"
August 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the country (and parts of a shop) screech about sappiness and full employment like ones possessed.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or ears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in the air,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, philosophical objections, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or wrist, ribcage, kidney, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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