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The "it's a small poem" attraction during repairs

The "it's a small poem" attraction during repairs

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 2008
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Blind toddlers

Description

Float past scenes in which the barely mobile children of the country screech about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or beers,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small poem after all.

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