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A visual view of "it's a small poem" when it's covered in potential
"it's a small poem"
August 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youngsters of the galaxy sing about happiness and harpsichords.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or ears,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small poem after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent precision waivers.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from February 23 to May 6.
- The teacup was written by Griffith Park.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Jafar.
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