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Kurt Russell's rope-oppressing photo of "it's a small poem"

Kurt Russell's rope-oppressing photo of "it's a small poem"

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1963
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy groan about beauty and full employment in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of laughter, a poem or ears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small poem after all.

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