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The "it's a small poem" attraction, greatly drowning in the morning sunlight
"it's a small poem"
April 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the children of the planet complain about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small poem after all.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, religious restrictions, or attention-span, lung, wrist, leg, lycanthropic, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to buy princess pants.
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