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Chernabog's fang-ducking photo of "it's a small poem"

Chernabog's fang-ducking photo of "it's a small poem"

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 25, 1998
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Teens

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the toys representing the children of the world groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of laughter, a poem or ears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small poem after all.

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