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The "it's a small plane" attraction, June 19, 2015, 8:70 a.m.

Picture: The "it's a small plane" attraction, June 19, 2015, 8:70 a.m.

"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1967
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the five countries caterwaul about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of hunger, a plane or fears,
its a plane of food, its a plane of mirrors,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small plane after all.

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