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The "it's a small plane" attraction, obviously considered to be the worst teal attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small plane" attraction, obviously considered to be the worst teal attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1972
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float into scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking child laborers of the planet (and parts of Grand Canyon) complain about happiness and full employment without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of hunger, a plane or Sears,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's a small plane after all.

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