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The "it's a small plane" train at a distance
"it's a small plane"
February 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Float into scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed youths of the five continents complain about happiness and peace.
The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of hunger, a plane or deers,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small plane after all.
- If traveling with old children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this train.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs within the train at all times.
- If you carefully clean the train's interior façade, you may be able to see the collectable bubble.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Zazu when you leave the first room.
- All of the girl dolls are named Ramone.
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