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The "it's a small plane" attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary

The "it's a small plane" attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary

"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 2007
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of Atlantis) caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or fears,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small plane after all.

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