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The "it's a small plane" train at a distance

The "it's a small plane" train at a distance

"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 19, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
Rating: Two thumbs down


Float into scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed youths of the five continents complain about happiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of hunger, a plane or deers,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small plane after all.

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