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The "it's a small place" attraction, monstrously soaring in the shrouded park light

The "it's a small place" attraction, monstrously soaring in the shrouded park light

"it's a small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of Japan) groan about joy and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small place after all.

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