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"it's a small place", a favorite attraction of Tex

"it's a small place", a favorite attraction of Tex

"it's a small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1999
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph


Float by scenes in which the tiny children of the universe complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of happy, a place or Sears,
its a place of kids, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small place after all.

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