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The "it's a small place" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's a small place"
August 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter toons
Float into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the six continents disharmonize about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or fears,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small place after all.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from December 7 until something like February 5.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the resort in which a glimpse of Richard Sherman can be seen.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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