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The "it's a small place" attraction, monstrously soaring in the shrouded park light
"it's a small place"
October 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of Japan) groan about joy and beg for money.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small place after all.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Contains holographic characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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