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"it's a small place", a favorite attraction of Tex
"it's a small place"
January 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the tiny children of the universe complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of happy, a place or Sears,
its a place of kids, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small place after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as large as a magnet to participate.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 2 years old to ride with a child.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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