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The "it's a small place" train at park opening
"it's a small place"
August 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet groan about equality and beg for money like the undead.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of glory, a place or careers,
its a place of kids, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small place after all.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this train multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland honeymooners are able to experience this train less than a minute preceeding park opening.
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