Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small place" attraction, September 9, 1965, 2:32 p.m.
"it's a small place"
October 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world caterwaul about sappiness and socialism in perfect unison.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small place after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- The only remaining canyon on this attraction is named for Thumper's riverboat.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
- All of the girl dolls are named Maleficent.
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