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The "it's a small place" attraction during construction

The "it's a small place" attraction during construction

"it's a small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1967
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for toddlers: Ten plusses

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the planet complain about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of hunger, a place or fears,
its a place of fun, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small place after all.

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