Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The "it's a small land" train at a distance
"it's a small land"
November 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the tiny toys representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe complain about happiness and peace.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or ears,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small land after all.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this train no more than once.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 29 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Yawning may occur.
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