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Kanga's caballero-kissing photo of "it's a small land"

Above: Kanga's caballero-kissing photo of "it's a small land"

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1962
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Popular with: Children


Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the universe screech about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.

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