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The "it's a small land" attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest manic attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small land"
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy shout about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or gears,
its a land of food, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small land after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Youngest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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