Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small land" attraction during refurbishment
"it's a small land"
June 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe caterwaul about equality and beg for money.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or beers,
its a land of fun, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small land after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and burn.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 59".
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