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The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

At right: The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2000
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Float through scenes in which the hypnotized children of the country shout about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.

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