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Above: An unexpected view of "it's a small land" when it's covered in tarps
"it's a small land"
July 7, 1966
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Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's a small land after all.
- If this is your first visit to Thorland, you may have to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less demanding.
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