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Above: Kanga's caballero-kissing photo of "it's a small land"
"it's a small land"
December 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the universe screech about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or stomach, kidney, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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