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The "it's a small land" attraction, abominably considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small land" attraction, abominably considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1984
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about beauty and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or ears,
its a land of joy, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small land after all.

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