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The "it's a small land" attraction, October 25, 1986, 4:37 a.m.

At right: The "it's a small land" attraction, October 25, 1986, 4:37 a.m.

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1992
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile figures representing the youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about opportunity and socialism as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or deers,
its a land of fun, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small land after all.

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