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The "it's a small land" train at a distance

The "it's a small land" train at a distance

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 30, 1979
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the tiny toys representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe complain about happiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or ears,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small land after all.

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