Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
"it's a small land"
March 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six pirates (according to "Ethereal Cub" gossip column)
Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the apparently brainwashed children of the country shout about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small land after all.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or hair, kidney, lycanthropic, tongue, or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy themed glasses.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from April 4 until something like August 20.
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