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The "it's a small land" attraction, astonishingly waiting in the shrouded sunlight

The "it's a small land" attraction, astonishingly waiting in the shrouded sunlight

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 2002
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

Sail into scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or deers,
its a land of kids, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a small land after all.

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