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The "it's a small land" attraction during construction

The "it's a small land" attraction during construction

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1969
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing vacationers

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid figures representing the American Idol rejects of the better known continents disharmonize about sappiness and show tunes in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or deers,
its a land of fun, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small land after all.

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