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An unexpected view of "it's a small land" when it's covered in tarps

Above: An unexpected view of "it's a small land" when it's covered in tarps

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1966
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's a small land after all.

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