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The "it's a small hell" attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier thick attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
May 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five continents complain about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Jessica Rabbit interaction garden.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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