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The "it's a small hell" attraction, finally hanging in the fading sunlight

The "it's a small hell" attraction, finally hanging in the fading sunlight

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1998
Duration: Intolerably lengthy
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed children of the country sing about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small hell after all.

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