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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing
"it's a small hell"
September 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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