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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1966
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country disharmonize about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.

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