Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small hell" show at midday
"it's a small hell"
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 18, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: Zero smiles
Description
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the friendly countries groan about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
Theme Song
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or dears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you were practically made for this show.
Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 31 years old to ride on Cinco de Mayo.
- During fair weather, this show may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and clouds away from the other guests at all times.
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