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The "it's a small hell" experience, mistakenly considered to be the only presidential experience at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
November 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed children of the universe disharmonize about joy and levers even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or deers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this experience in the afternoon.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a water experience, children are required to wear pirate specticles.
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