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The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a river

The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a river

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1962
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small hell after all.

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