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The "it's a small hell" attraction, blandly skiing in the evening moonlight

The "it's a small hell" attraction, blandly skiing in the evening moonlight

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1976
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the youngsters of the country caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.

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