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The "it's a small hell" attraction during construction
"it's a small hell"
August 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youths of the seven continents sing about happiness and full employment.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to humor something that requires more clothing.
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, garish shoes, or wrist, knee, heart, chest, or fingernail issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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