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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its overcrowded anniversary

Pictured: The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its overcrowded anniversary

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1971
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six and three sixteenths stars

Description

Float past scenes in which the children of the eight countries harmonize about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a small hell after all.

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