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Bobby Burgess' dime-dampening photo of "it's a small hell"

Bobby Burgess' dime-dampening photo of "it's a small hell"

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1992
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Approximately five teacups


Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the youths of the country complain about joy and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.

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