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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
"it's a small hell"
October 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid youths of the six continents caterwaul about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Amy originally intended for this attraction to have live cannons.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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