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Image: The "it's a small hell" attraction, oddly considered to be the premier musical attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
February 27, 1995
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Cruise by scenes in which the children of the world harmonize about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
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