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The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a river
"it's a small hell"
September 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
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