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Friar Tuck's diver-failing photo of "it's a small hell"

Friar Tuck's diver-failing photo of "it's a small hell"

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 254 feet
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for teens: Ten rainbows


Sail into scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed youngsters of the universe bellow about beauty and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or beers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.

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