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The "it's a small hell" attraction during refurbishment
"it's a small hell"
October 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized children of the planet sing about beauty and full employment.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or deers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant sculptures will probably want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
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