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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary

The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the world screech about happiness and the latest fashions unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.

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