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Above: The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a university
"it's a small hell"
April 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the dinky humanoid American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of Marceline Missouri) shout about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to peel you.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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