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"it's a small hell", a favorite dark ride of Quasimodo
"it's a small hell"
September 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the seven countries complain about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or fears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this dark ride will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland celebrities can't repeatedly ride this dark ride half a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 45".
- This was Launchpad Mcquack's overtly hated dark ride.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in the Caribbean's nightmares for a month.
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