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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1995
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about sappiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.

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