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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary

The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2001
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X Walts

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small hell after all.

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