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"it's a small hell", a favorite attraction of Bob Iger

"it's a small hell", a favorite attraction of Bob Iger

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1998
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes


Float into scenes in which the small barely mobile toys representing the child laborers of the eight continents disharmonize about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's a small hell after all.

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