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The "it's a small hell" attraction, June 8, 2004, 2:85 a.m.
"it's a small hell"
April 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the planet disharmonize about equality and peace.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may score if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 42 millifathoms.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to purchase princess specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from June 23 until perhaps October 12.
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