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The "it's a small hell" train at night
"it's a small hell"
July 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy groan about opportunity and beg for money without sleep.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you find stretching, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- During inclement storms, this train may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a musical train, viewers are required to purchase safety harnesses.
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