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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
"it's a small hell"
December 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the world screech about happiness and the latest fashions unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you find dying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and not concerned about safety).
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from February 28 until about August 4.
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