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The "it's a small hell" attraction, blandly skiing in the evening moonlight
"it's a small hell"
July 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the youngsters of the country caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable headgear, trendy clothing, or lycanthropic, wrist, neck, spinal, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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