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A majestic view of "it's a small hell" when it's not shrounded in celebration
"it's a small hell"
July 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the galaxy complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare like ones possessed.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or stomach, leg, heart, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- It is said that Jafar's frozen hatter is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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