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Bobby Burgess' dime-dampening photo of "it's a small hell"
"it's a small hell"
February 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five teacups
Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the youths of the country complain about joy and show tunes.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to buy precision specticles.
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