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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park opening

The "it's a small hell" attraction at park opening

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1959
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes


Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country caterwaul about beauty and spires even in he presence of exorcists.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small hell after all.

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