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The "it's a small hell" train, which recently celebrated its steep anniversary

Below: The "it's a small hell" train, which recently celebrated its steep anniversary

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 22, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the small children of the six continents complain about joy and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.

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