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The "it's a small hell" attraction, oddly considered to be the premier musical attraction at Disneyland

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"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1995
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the children of the world harmonize about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.

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