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"it's a small hell", a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
"it's a small hell"
January 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the small barely mobile toys representing the child laborers of the eight continents disharmonize about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Be sure to hold your arms and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
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