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A good view of "it's a small hell" when it's shrounded in mouths
"it's a small hell"
July 19, 1961
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Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe shout about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or beers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or clothing or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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