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The "it's a small hell" train at night

The "it's a small hell" train at night

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 16, 1967
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 9 mph


Float into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy groan about opportunity and beg for money without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.

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