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The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1988
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized youths of the country sing about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small hell after all.

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