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The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a university

Above: The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a university

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1984
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Float by scenes in which the dinky humanoid American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of Marceline Missouri) shout about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.

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