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"it's a small hell", a favorite attraction of George Darling

"it's a small hell", a favorite attraction of George Darling

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail into scenes in which the figures representing the children of the world bellow about joy and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small hell after all.

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