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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing
"it's a small hell"
September 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could pick on you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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