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The "it's a small hell" attraction, July 20, 2004, 12:50 a.m.
"it's a small hell"
March 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the youngsters of the planet bellow about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a small hell after all.
- Guests struggling with real crates should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder, immunological, personal, hair, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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