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The "it's a small hell" attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier thick attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small hell" attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier thick attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1970
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five continents complain about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a small hell after all.

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