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The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary
"it's a small hell"
August 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small hell after all.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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