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"it's a small hell", a favorite dark ride of Quasimodo

"it's a small hell", a favorite dark ride of Quasimodo

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 19, 1989
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No


Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the seven countries complain about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or fears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.

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