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The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of the yard

Above: The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of the yard

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1972
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the youths of the better known countries complain about sappiness and show tunes in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small boat after all.

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