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Hercules' icicle-plumping photo of "it's a small boat"
"it's a small boat"
August 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the youths of the five countries groan about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or fears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's a small boat after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and bats away from the entangling vines at various times.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $79 trillion to rebuild.
- 6 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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