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The "it's a small boat" attraction during repairs
"it's a small boat"
September 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the small youngsters of the world disharmonize about happiness and beg for money without their parents' permission.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's a small boat after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will point at you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sin or brain problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Jack Skellington originally intended for this attraction to showcase live bunnies.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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