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Rafiki's lady-worrying photo of "it's a small boat"
"it's a small boat"
July 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the tiny barely mobile apparently brainwashed children of the world (and parts of a house) screech about opportunity and glory.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small boat after all.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and being carried).
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from clown makeup or hair, viral, or leg disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- On its last decade of operation, the "it's a small boat" essentially sank.
- All of the girl dolls are named Frank.
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