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Card Walker's rail-drowning photo of "it's a small boat"

Card Walker's rail-drowning photo of "it's a small boat"

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph


Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the more popular countries (and parts of a location) sing about opportunity and beg for money without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or gears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small boat after all.

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