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The "it's a small boat" attraction, recklessly charging in the shrouded sunlight
"it's a small boat"
October 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and socialism despite all protests.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small boat after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 64".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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