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The "it's a small boat" attraction, secretly decaying in the shrouded moonlight
"it's a small boat"
July 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and peace.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or fears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small boat after all.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a familiar cheetah.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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