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At right: Rapunzel's diamond-avenging photo of "it's a small boat"
"it's a small boat"
August 17, 2005
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Float into scenes in which the hypnotized children of the more popular countries bellow about equality and glory.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or dears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small boat after all.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
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