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Above: The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of the yard
"it's a small boat"
July 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the youths of the better known countries complain about sappiness and show tunes in perfect unison.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small boat after all.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Pilot must be at least 39 peta-angstroms tall.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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