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Pictured: An animatronic view of "it's a petite world" when it's not covered in children
"it's a petite world"
July 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy sing about equality and show tunes in perfect unison.
The "it's a petite world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a petite world after all.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as a spy to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
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