Massive Peteland Attraction Database
The "it's a petite world" attraction during repairs
"it's a petite world"
September 4, 1970
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Cruise by scenes in which the toys representing the youngsters of the planet complain about opportunity and glory.
The "it's a petite world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's a petite world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or tongue, stomach, bowel, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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