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A comedic view of "it's a minute world" when it's not shrounded in tarps
"it's a minute world"
May 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
Float into scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the galaxy groan about equality and socialism.
The "it's a minute world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a minute world after all.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant storybooks should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young tweens.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, androgynous clothing, or lung or social problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from June 3 until something like August 12.
- The initials printed on the wolves is a movie reference.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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