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The "it's a minute world" dark ride during repairs
"it's a minute world"
July 24, 1970
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Cruise through scenes in which the tiny humanoid figures representing the American Idol rejects of the more popular continents caterwaul about joy and beg for money.
The "it's a minute world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or deers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a minute world after all.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this dark ride will be dominated by fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visualize this dark ride up to a half hour prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary characters.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- This dark ride is based on a film made before you were born.
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