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The "it's a minute world" attraction during construction
"it's a minute world"
September 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're shady)
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the country sing about happiness and full employment.
The "it's a minute world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's a minute world after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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