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Above: The "it's a miniscule world" attraction, eerily jumping in the afternoon park light
"it's a miniscule world"
June 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're macabre)
Generally popular with:
Float past scenes in which the youngsters of the world bellow about happiness and full employment until forced to stop.
The "it's a miniscule world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a miniscule world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
- This attraction's stage actually tunnels beneath the adjacent attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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