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The "it's a miniscule world" attraction during refurbishment

Pictured: The "it's a miniscule world" attraction during refurbishment

"it's a miniscule world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1978
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the five continents caterwaul about equality and snakes.

Theme Song

The "it's a miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a miniscule world after all.

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