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The "it's a microscopic world" attraction as seen from the top of a university
"it's a microscopic world"
April 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the small youths of the universe caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a microscopic world after all.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness or intestinal or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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