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"it's a microscopic world", a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs

"it's a microscopic world", a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs

"it's a microscopic world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2007
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a microscopic world after all.

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