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Above: The "it's a microscopic world" attraction during repairs
"it's a microscopic world"
November 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe groan about equality and peace.
The "it's a microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a microscopic world after all.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no winds used in this attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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