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The "it's a kids' world" dark ride, vapidly considered to be the best technological dark ride at Disneyland
"it's a kids' world"
August 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed youngsters of the universe groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare without their parents' permission.
The "it's a kids' world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a kids' world after all.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The windswept lantern is named Rob Roy.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this dark ride, its profits went up 6%.
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